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Johnny Depp arriving for a taping of Jimmy Kimmel Live (April 7).
"And now they want to tear me down. Instantly, as soon as I did Pirates II, they say: ‘Oh, he’s selling out.’ What the fuck does that mean, selling out? What if I did Ed Wood II, is that selling out? I mean, it’s not like I was ever looking to become franchise boy, I was never looking to become anything like that. I just latched on to a character I loved." - Johnny Depp
And it hurts so much to want something you can’t have.
Yeah this is the one that is too big for her. That’s why I am wearing it., I need to get it fixed. This was the second one. I will try and explain it, obviously I am not going to explain it in great detail, because it’s weird to get too personal. But I designed the original engagement ring myself, drawing all the various elements, which were maybe a little bit out of proportion perhaps. (laughs) I didn’t know what numbers mean in terms of diamond size. Well I do now. So I drew out this ring and there were the specifications and sent it off to the guy and when it came back to me the diamond was the size of a human eye. Seriously. And I realized that it might be a little uncomfortable for her to wear, you know, wandering down the street antique shopping or going for a juice. So I got her this one, the subtle one. And it’s too loose on her so it hasn’t left my finger since. I will get it fitted to her finger and then she can make the decision. The other one, I don’t know, it might make her start walking lopsided, the weight of the damned thing just pulling her arm down. Or just waving hello to someone, the glare could burn someone’s retina.
» Johnny Depp on why he wears Amber Heard’s engagement ring
It’s been great. They have become super-close, like pals. It’s amazing when you see that thing. You are so proud of your children.
I didn’t have to shoot Johnny [Depp] but I kept on shooting him by mistake because I didn’t go to cowboy camp. I kept on getting so excited that I’d press the trigger. It’s like I killed Johnny about five times. Mind you, he’s killed me enough times. So whatever.